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carnography 

It's like when you watch people be naked and do very naughty stuff but with cars instead
Bro 1: Bro, I found this new content on Pr0nhub dot com called carnography.

Bro 2: Bro, that's Cringe.
carnography by Zenon Negative May 30, 2019
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Carnography 

Websites, magazines, articles dedicated to all things vehicular dedicated to arouse interest in automobilia.
MOM: Jimmy spends all day and night surfing his computer or reading his magazines about all the new cars and pick-up trucks....I think he's addicted to carnography.
Carnography by k9backdoc October 28, 2021

Warnography

Gratuitous movie/TV/Video game violence for its own sake, not pushing a higher objective or agenda. Think the difference between the movie Glory and your standard Chuck Norris movie. One shows graphic violence to show the brutal reality of war, and the other shows violence to glorify brutality and to stimulate a sort of jingoistic gladiator-spectator glee in the viewer.

Like pornography, but with violence, not sex.
"Did you see the Matrix?" "Yeah, it was warnography, but it was a fun movie."
Warnography by Bellingson April 30, 2010

warnography

Highly sexualized and stylized depictions of war in the media. This often highlights the thrill of war while ignoring the death and tragedy.
300 was warnography. Did the Spartans really need to be that naked?!
warnography by Don't Be a Betch October 17, 2007

Cornography 

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
Cornography by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
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Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.
My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

cornography 

The art of filming corn in sexual positions
Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
cornography by Robbgt January 10, 2009
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