corn-fused

confusion, of a nature that reflects the stupidity of a back-woods hick

I be corn-fused with this here instruction manual

corn-fused by daniel r May 28, 2003

Corn fused 

A person,place or thing confused in Iowa

I am corn fused about this problem I've grown

Corn fused by Des Dino a May 25, 2019

Corn fused 

When Coach Z Evil Twin confuses you so you feel the need to make up a word.

Sorry I was corn fused.

Corn fused by MarzipanUzbekistan September 28, 2020

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011