corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

corn swaggler

One who inserts a mostly eaten corn on the cob into the anal crevice of their lover and then removes it with their mouth.

Orville Redenbacher, the corn swaggler with his boyfriend daily to test his microwave popcorn recipe. He is the Popcorn King of Anal America

by Bleegman August 16, 2006

cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam

i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.

by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

Cornswoggle

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.

He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.

by Burkns March 21, 2015

cornswaggler

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

by katotool April 23, 2007

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

Cornsswaggle

The term cornsswaggle refers to the little prick

you know what i mean cornsswaggle the swagging swag bag

by david helyer February 26, 2008