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corn jogging 

workin out the main vein. keepin up your cock like a jock.
i just spent an hour corn jogging to heidiv,
corn jogging by jizzbert April 16, 2016
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Corndogging 

The act of inserting a penis directly into a person's mouth after it has been in an anus, analogous to a hot dog, having been dipped in batter, being consumed.
That girl is so skanky she'll go corndogging without hesitation.
Corndogging by laprofesseur May 25, 2009

corndogging 

The act of inserting a corn dog into the rectum of your partner, stick first, and then proceeding to eat it out. The stick is optional. Condiments are not recommended.
Dude, I totally was corndogging last night, and let me tell you, corndogging makes corndogs ten times better. Shit is the new ketchup.
corndogging by cynnicism October 14, 2011

corndogging 

(v.) A swift kick to the middle of the buttocks region issued with one knee. This manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips. In essence, it is "kneeing" somebody in the ars.
"Don't eat my pop-tarts or I'm gonna corndog you"
corndogging by Ted Wilde August 18, 2004

corndogging 

Something to bring up on a Match.com profile.
"I like corndogging"
corndogging by iceeeeeeee March 22, 2010

Corndogging 

(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.
Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!
Corndogging by RooMeD September 5, 2011

corndogging 

the art of ramming a cocaine filled straw into someones asshole and blowing the coke in their ass as hard as possible
the other day i corndogged Sean while he was sleeping
corndogging by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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