corlas 

A dumb ass who tries to be funny and cool but often times annoying, irritating, and very petty.

Ugghhh, its try-hard Corlas.
Corlas is so aggravating

corlas by bubbathebootybandit June 15, 2018

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012

coolass

instead of a dumbass, someone can be a coolass...which is just one really cool person

Vince is one hell of a coolass

coolass by Katie December 14, 2003

carlashotgf

Carlashotgf is the most sexc person on earth 🤤🤤🤤 I never ever saw anyone more sexc, hot and sexc than them 🥴🥴💗💗 they're my fav tiktoker and they're really good at arguing 🤤🤤🥴🥵 did i mention they're also hot and sexc??? 🤤💗 they have really good taste in people and they deserve the world❗ ❤️❤️

Carlashotgf is my favourite tiktoker!
Wow Carlashotgf is so hot!!

carlashotgf by lemon 🍊 April 5, 2021

corlussy

corlussy; a short asian girl who is more commonly known as chloroplast, coral, costco, chlorophyll, clueless, chemo, cordless, swamp rat, cory, dwarf, short demon, gremlin, goblin, feral musk rat, tree-girl, simp, lonely short person, sewer dweller, 15th wheeler, 11th wheeler, 21st wheeler, circus elephant right legs pinky toe and/or bad science explainer.

"corlussy how tall are you? OH WAIT, we all know you're 4'2."

corlussy by Velociraptor Eater December 10, 2022

Colasante Protocol 

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.

"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

Colasante Protocol by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019

Cerebral Corgasm 

The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.

Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.

Cerebral Corgasm by Patrick Lent January 26, 2009