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collasseral damage 

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Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012
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coolass

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instead of a dumbass, someone can be a coolass...which is just one really cool person
Vince is one hell of a coolass
coolass by Katie December 14, 2003

carlashotgf

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Carlashotgf is the most sexc person on earth 🤤🤤🤤 I never ever saw anyone more sexc, hot and sexc than them 🥴🥴💗💗 they're my fav tiktoker and they're really good at arguing 🤤🤤🥴🥵 did i mention they're also hot and sexc??? 🤤💗 they have really good taste in people and they deserve the world❗ ❤️❤️
Carlashotgf is my favourite tiktoker!
Wow Carlashotgf is so hot!!
carlashotgf by lemon 🍊 April 5, 2021

corlussy

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corlussy; a short asian girl who is more commonly known as chloroplast, coral, costco, chlorophyll, clueless, chemo, cordless, swamp rat, cory, dwarf, short demon, gremlin, goblin, feral musk rat, tree-girl, simp, lonely short person, sewer dweller, 15th wheeler, 11th wheeler, 21st wheeler, circus elephant right legs pinky toe and/or bad science explainer.
"corlussy how tall are you? OH WAIT, we all know you're 4'2."
corlussy by Velociraptor Eater December 10, 2022

Colasante Protocol 

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A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

Cerebral Corgasm 

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The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.
Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.
Cerebral Corgasm by Patrick Lent January 26, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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