Corkass 

Corkass can be taken literally or as a figure of speech, an idiom. The literal term is someone who has a cork up their ass. If they have a cork up their ass, they need medical help to dislodge the cork in their ass, or butt. A non-literal term would be someone who is cranky or rude, acting as they would if they did indeed have a cork up their ass.

Doctor Jim, we have another corkass in our lobby.
Mark wouldn't let me come over today because of my weight. What a corkass.

Corkass by I'mVeryStupid November 19, 2017

Corkass 

One who has a cork up their ass, either literally or figuratively. A literal corkass should seek medical attention to remove the cork from their ass. A figurative corkass constantly acts uptight and agitated, as if they do, in fact, have a cork lodged in their asshole.

"Doctor, there's another corkass in the surgery ward that requires attention."

"I asked my friend for a lift to work today, but he said no on account of it being out of the way. What a corkass."

Corkass by Corkasser February 25, 2009

corkass 

One whose ass is so full of blackheads, acne, hair that was shaved about 2 days ago so that it's just now growing back, or any sick combination of the 3, that it has the appearence of cork.

kid 1: "Okay, I officially saw the grossest thing in the locker room today."

kid 2: "wtf do i want to know?"

kid 1: "probably not but i'm gonna tell you anyway. that kid etherage is officially a corkass."

kid 2: *pueks*

corkass by overlordofdiction777 December 17, 2008

Cockass 

Someone who is both a cock and an ass

Sean is a cockass

Cockass by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010

CockAss 

Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.

Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*

CockAss by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006

cockass 

1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".

You are such a cockass.

cockass by Anonymous February 14, 2004

cockass 

1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )

Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.

cockass by RodrigoT April 16, 2007