The kid who is supposed to be in 7th grade, but is doing pre-calculus and makes you feel like a complete idiot. He is always blurting out random facts and proving that you are wrong. Says "accurate" way too much.

Ethan- "That guy makes me feel like an idiot"
Lucy- "he must be a Coolsjes"

Coolsjes by biuqwgeyqgvedkhjw March 30, 2022

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coosie

as stated in Blood on The Bed by Sick Animation

Well son, a coosie is a hole in a woman’s body
And once a month it get’s real bloody
Once a month yeah that’s a fact
But that’s cool cause I like it like that

Dad you got blood on your bed. Why?
Son, that’s from your momma’s coosie

coosie by jdiddy123 December 19, 2007

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Coose

noun.
Of the female gender. The ultimate insult to that sex. To be used in rare ocasions, when even the word cunt, bitch, or whore can't describe her.

cunt bitch whore

Gee whiz Justin, isn't my ex Alicia a real coose?

Coose by Dedalus October 19, 2004

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