coonscape 

(1) An racial slur offending that of the African community.
(2) The area where racoons escape from preditors.

Jerome was tryn' to get with my girl, so I said "why don't you coonscape somewhere else"

coonscape by Lucifersam5 November 19, 2015

Canscape

The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.

I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.

Canscape by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

constapetic 

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.

Damn you're so constapetic.

constapetic by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020

CoonslayerZach 

A country ass dude with a huge cock, awesome in bed, has a bomb ass mullet, and drives a sexy ass square body Chevy that loves to do burnouts.

Ohh look it’s CoonslayerZach

CoonslayerZach by Pimpin6969 April 18, 2021

poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.

After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.

poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

boonscape 

Another name for the MMORPG Runescape because it is such a noob's game.

Geek1: I'm going on boonscape now.

Geek2: lawl okies.

boonscape by Jack Marshall September 22, 2008

Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

Constapeeted by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011