constapetic 

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.

Damn you're so constapetic.

constapetic by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020

Constapenio  

A man which is a small skinny man but have a oversized penis for his body. This makes him bottom heavy causing him to walk funny, and could cause several problems for the male whilst having sexual intercourse. hence the word CONSTAPENIO

Constapenio - Jack was having sex with Polly and his body collapsed as his penis was too powerful for his body to take this is becuase of his (Constapenio).

Constapenio by Harrunchan January 10, 2008

constapational 

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

constapational by bikermandude August 11, 2010

constapation 

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!

constapation by matty morris March 31, 2003

printer constapation 

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

printer constapation by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008