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Coolism is the mojo, aura, attitude that makes a person cool.
Shelia has the coolism of 60’s chick.
Coolism by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

Coolitus 

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.
Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.
Coolitus by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

coolismo 

A word that our administrative assistant made up to replace coolio; usually used as a positive response to end a conversation.
Me: Can you fax over that rental car information?

Her: Coolismo.
coolismo by rdubs January 10, 2005
the act of finding a piece of art cool. If it is cool then the style is coolism
Wow that’s an amazing painting! It must be coolism
Coolism by CCAATT1004 December 3, 2018
The amount of how cool something, or someone is
Jerry is really cool, i would never match his coolism
Coolism by Kylur August 22, 2008

coolisma 

A rare, inborn, descriptively elusive and almost magical quality of a person that makes them naturally and perpetually perceived as cool.

Upon first-hand confrontation with a person possessing coolisma, automatic and instantaneous respect for their coolness is given.

Related to charisma. Well, it basically is charisma but with “cool” replacing “char”.
Contrary to popular belief, The Fonz does NOT have coolisma.
Mr. Cool Ice has coolisma.

"That dude just nonchalantly slide through the fast closing train doors, did a popping and locking 720 to dodge the crowd and got the last seat on train. I could never be as cool as him!"
coolisma by Ronald360 March 12, 2008
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