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Coolismus 

Eine Religion bei der die Anhänger coole Leute sind mit sehr attraktiven Körpern
"welche Religion hast du?"
"Ich bin ein cooler"
dm auf insta zum beitreten: @coolismus_official
Coolismus by coolismus October 23, 2020
Words you can keep
Coolism is the mojo, aura, attitude that makes a person cool.
Shelia has the coolism of 60’s chick.
Coolism by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

Coolitus 

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.
Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.
Coolitus by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

coolismo 

A word that our administrative assistant made up to replace coolio; usually used as a positive response to end a conversation.
Me: Can you fax over that rental car information?

Her: Coolismo.
coolismo by rdubs January 10, 2005
the act of finding a piece of art cool. If it is cool then the style is coolism
Wow that’s an amazing painting! It must be coolism
Coolism by CCAATT1004 December 3, 2018
The amount of how cool something, or someone is
Jerry is really cool, i would never match his coolism
Coolism by Kylur August 22, 2008

coolisma 

A rare, inborn, descriptively elusive and almost magical quality of a person that makes them naturally and perpetually perceived as cool.

Upon first-hand confrontation with a person possessing coolisma, automatic and instantaneous respect for their coolness is given.

Related to charisma. Well, it basically is charisma but with “cool” replacing “char”.
Contrary to popular belief, The Fonz does NOT have coolisma.
Mr. Cool Ice has coolisma.

"That dude just nonchalantly slide through the fast closing train doors, did a popping and locking 720 to dodge the crowd and got the last seat on train. I could never be as cool as him!"

coolisma by Ronald360 March 12, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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