A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
Someone who seeks out personal interaction and/or relationships (whether platonic, romantic, or sexual) with individuals considered to be "cool" for that reason alone, in a misguided attempt to acquire some coolness for themselves. Usual targets are those in less straightforward mainstream industries such as extreme sports or indie films, whether they are the actual athletes, actors, or some other respected individual in the business.
Sarah is such a coolfucker; I hadn't heard from her in months and then she emails me to hang out the minute she heard I went to Dave England's birthday party.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!