coolfucker

Someone who seeks out personal interaction and/or relationships (whether platonic, romantic, or sexual) with individuals considered to be "cool" for that reason alone, in a misguided attempt to acquire some coolness for themselves. Usual targets are those in less straightforward mainstream industries such as extreme sports or indie films, whether they are the actual athletes, actors, or some other respected individual in the business.

Sarah is such a coolfucker; I hadn't heard from her in months and then she emails me to hang out the minute she heard I went to Dave England's birthday party.

coolfucker by F2theG December 7, 2006

cockfucker 

the worst kind of fucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.

cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003

coonsucker

Somebody who likes to suck black dick.

That kid sucked Tyrone's dick he is a coonsucker

coonsucker by Somecoon January 3, 2018

confuckery 

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

cockfucker 

A person who fucks cocks

"hey Sam you're a cockfucker, i hope you die a horrible death"

cockfucker by kidkoolio August 5, 2008

cornfucker 

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn

This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

cornfucker by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018

cowfucker 

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

cowfucker by jacob June 22, 2004