Someone who seeks out personal interaction and/or relationships (whether platonic, romantic, or sexual) with individuals considered to be "cool" for that reason alone, in a misguided attempt to acquire some coolness for themselves. Usual targets are those in less straightforward mainstream industries such as extreme sports or indie films, whether they are the actual athletes, actors, or some other respected individual in the business.
Sarah is such a coolfucker; I hadn't heard from her in months and then she emails me to hang out the minute she heard I went to Dave England's birthday party.
by F2theG December 7, 2006
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Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
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1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."
1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."
stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."
1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."
stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."
2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."
2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
by jacob June 22, 2004
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