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coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.
P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019
When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.
Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."
Coolstify by Sembree January 23, 2013

Coolserly 

The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.
A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
Coolserly by Loserlynat October 19, 2013
A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.

Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.
"What a funking coolster you are!"
coolster by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006
Adjective; word symbolizing an extreme sense of awesomeness, can be used as an expletive in certain circumstances
Cigars are so Colostrum
Colostrum by Colostrumizer February 19, 2010

coolsten 

An object which somehow better or more interesting than another object
Man, Tenacious D actually set the stage on fire! They are the coolsten
coolsten by Shaagnik Mukherji October 11, 2006