coolstr

(adj) the epitome of cool; someone so cool that you can't even stand it; the coolest of the cool.

Jane: Mark, do you see that girl over there? She just signed a record deal!
Mark: Wow, what a coolstr.

by Sarah Pocket September 21, 2008

coolstorymybro

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

by anonymous February 3, 2019

Coolstify

When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.

Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."

by Sembree January 23, 2013

Coolserly

The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.

A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."

by Loserlynat October 19, 2013

coolster

A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.

Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.

"What a funking coolster you are!"

by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006

Colostrum

Adjective; word symbolizing an extreme sense of awesomeness, can be used as an expletive in certain circumstances

Cigars are so Colostrum

by Colostrumizer February 19, 2010

coolsten

An object which somehow better or more interesting than another object

Man, Tenacious D actually set the stage on fire! They are the coolsten

by Shaagnik Mukherji October 11, 2006