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Jane: Mark, do you see that girl over there? She just signed a record deal!
Mark: Wow, what a coolstr.
Mark: Wow, what a coolstr.
coolstr by Sarah Pocket September 21, 2008
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coolstorymybro
Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.
P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019
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coolstr • Cool Strawberries • cools tree • coolstar • coolstonks • coolster • coonstripes • collstrup • Colostral • Colostriphobia
Coolstify
When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.
Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."
Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."
Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."
Coolserly
The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.
A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
Coolserly by Loserlynat October 19, 2013
coolster
A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.
Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.
Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.
coolster by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006
Colostrum
Adjective; word symbolizing an extreme sense of awesomeness, can be used as an expletive in certain circumstances
Cigars are so Colostrum
Colostrum by Colostrumizer February 19, 2010
coolsten
coolsten by Shaagnik Mukherji October 11, 2006
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murderhobo
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