Coolstify

When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.

Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."

Coolstify by Sembree January 23, 2013

coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019

coolify 

To make cool or unlame.

If you weren't there to coolify that party, it would've been a total suckfest.

coolify by Dan the Wordman October 27, 2006

Cootify 

to disperse cooties onto willing/unwilling participant(s); including inanimate objects.

You decided to cootify the food by sneezing on it.

germify contaminate

Cootify by ninik July 21, 2011

Coolstick 

1. A cigarette.

Considered cool for the following reasons:
2. Something that will improve your social life.

3. Used to help you beat stress caused by other ass holes in ones life.

4. Something thats very expensive and may harm you and those around you.

uncool kid: Where is James?

cool kid: He's popped out for a fag.

uncool kid: Eh?

cool kid: He went for a coolstick

uncool kid: Ah! very good

Coolstick by CFlack8472 October 20, 2009

california coolstick 

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

california coolstick by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

Coolrifying 

Something that is both cool and terrifying at the same time.

Cage diving with great white sharks sounds cool and terrifying. It's coolrifying.

Coolrifying by Tomoneko609 July 12, 2015