collstrup

vb. A guy who dresses all in black, has an emo hairdo and sucks at table soccer

See also cracker ass or cracker, emo and loser

He's such a collstrup at table soccer; "Beat it, collstrup!" or "What's up with the emo hairdo, collstrup?!"

collstrup by IllRipYouANewOne March 20, 2009

Colostrum

Adjective; word symbolizing an extreme sense of awesomeness, can be used as an expletive in certain circumstances

Cigars are so Colostrum

Colostrum by Colostrumizer February 19, 2010

colostrophe 

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence

"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"

colostrophe by Michael A A February 7, 2008

colystrophic 

idek

"shes colystrophic"
"what does that mean?"
"idek"

colystrophic by eenglishchicken October 15, 2018

Colastrophe 

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.

The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..

Colastrophe by Hell00000 October 25, 2019

coultrup 

He's an awful person. Awful at being ugly, Awful at being uncool.

Who's that guy
Oh him, that's Coultrup

coultrup by mado_02 May 25, 2018

colostrum breath

A youngster that doesn’t know shit about life yet.

“Julie doesn’t know anything about this job yet.” Yeah she is a real colostrum breath.

colostrum breath by downloadman187 April 7, 2021