coollected 

Cool and Collected

Dude stayed calm and coollected as Iceberg Slim in a bar getting shot at...

coollected by fantaserro November 4, 2015

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life

I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

Calm and collected by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018

Bone Collected 

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.

"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"

Bone Collected by Bnewb November 9, 2008

Collested 

When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.

"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."

Collested by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013

Collecterd 

A nerd who also happens to be a collector. This person can be a collector of anything; stamps, cars, pens, puzzles, 'retro' video game systems, or those tiny soap bars that you find in hotel suites. Pronounced kuh-lehk-turd.

Person 1: Dude, I just got an Atari to add to my gallery of old school video games!
Person 2: My God, you're such a collecterd.

Collecterd by Mibzamillion December 4, 2010

cool and collected 

The phrase is used to describe the demeanour of a person;other meanings are--dignified,unperturbed

Even after her darling husband's untimely death, she continued living her life in her usual cool and collected fashion

cool and collected by Urvi Sukul Singh February 3, 2008

Garbage Collected

Kicked out, banned, taken out with the trash!

It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.

Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!

* * *

Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!

Garbage Collected by OffBeatDrummer November 24, 2020