coolionosis 

More than cool.
More than freaking awesome.
It's in a league of its own.
You can't say it like a ditzy white girl, or a gangsta, or even a hippie.

Squint your eyes and say it like you mean it.

Shannon: Guess. What.
Vincent: *yawns* What.
Shannon: I won the lottery!
Vincent: COOLIONOSIS!

coolionosis by Chanon. July 22, 2006

Coolioneosis

Coolioneosis: adjective. Coolioneosis is the coolest form of the word cool. Awsome above all other varieties, Coolioneosis will one day rule the world.

I just got this awsome new CD.
Coolioneosis!

Coolioneosis by Leah Coiro September 24, 2005

cooliosis 

when ur reallyyyyy cool but u also got scoliosis.

dude #1: "aw man I wish I never had scoliosis."
dude #2: "dude thats so cooliosis, I have scoliosis tooo."

cooliosis by imCoOLioSis May 30, 2019

cooliosis 

infected with cool

john is so cool he has cooliosis

cooliosis by joe reppert April 18, 2004

coolionesis 

something so cool and rad, it can only be described by a scientific name.

dude that chicks boobs were coolionesis!!!

coolionesis by KDIZZO March 11, 2005

Cooliosis 

The term used by and for unbelievably cool objects/people , so much so, that it boggles the mind! May be described/reffered to as "suffering from the cool syndrome"

WOW,your cooliosis!

Cooliosis by PinkyGalCork July 12, 2011

cooliosis 

back-breakingly cool, gnarly or nifty

1. "I bought a talking cactus today" "Oh, cooliosis!"

2. "She is cooliosis"

cooliosis by wordywordword April 23, 2011