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coolionesis 

something so cool and rad, it can only be described by a scientific name.
dude that chicks boobs were coolionesis!!!
coolionesis by KDIZZO March 11, 2005

coolionosis 

More than cool.
More than freaking awesome.
It's in a league of its own.
You can't say it like a ditzy white girl, or a gangsta, or even a hippie.

Squint your eyes and say it like you mean it.
Shannon: Guess. What.
Vincent: *yawns* What.
Shannon: I won the lottery!
Vincent: COOLIONOSIS!
coolionosis by Chanon. July 22, 2006

coolioliosis 

In short, a longer phrase that can be used when something is cool, and awesome, but doesn't mean its extremely cool. Instead of saying coolio, or cool all the time you can say this word.

Also can be used if Person A says something, hoping that Person B will say that it was cool, but person B can just say "coolioliosis" and Person B doesn't really have to agree that its cool. Like if he is doing something else, he can just say "coolioliosis."
Person A: Dude i just made out with some hot chick!
Person B: Coolioliosis.
or
Person A: Dude that movie we saw was awesome!
Person B: I know it was coolioliosis!

coolioliosis by Lordcow12 February 7, 2008

coolioness 

the act of trying to be cool, but endibg up looking like complete ghey douche bag

a word people try to used to make them sound but it jusy really annoys the fuck out of people
douche: hey guys wasnt that movie just coolioness?!!

guy: did you just fucking say "coolioness"?!

douche: yeah!!!!

guy: dude your a fucking douche!! get the hell away from me!!
coolioness by crAnk_[lynn marie] February 11, 2009

Coolioness 

“Bro you have so much coolioness today”
“Thanks bro!!!”
Coolioness by snellie January 1, 2023
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