KDIZZO's definitions

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

snickerdoodle

a cute little fart; one that would come out of the ass of tara reid, or britney spears; a slight toot, followed by *tee hee*

pff *tee hee*, aww honey, that was such a cute little snickerdoodle

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

turd sandwich

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

give birth to a negro

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

homo unerectus

a specie who lurks in the streets of san francisco, so incredibly queer, he even makes gays boners droopy.

(on animal planet) oh my lord, we have spotted the homo unerectus. notice the pink jumpsuit, assless chaps, and a dildo up his ass.

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

blimp

a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness

damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005