KDIZZO's definitions

turd sandwich

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

huah biff

1.the anger noises one makes when anger takes over; the words one exclaims as he punches; 2. huah- can also be a sign of amazement; really? hello? no way!? what!? biff- ahh, i see, yes...

you're making me very angry!! HUAH BIFF HUAH!!!! or, 2. speaker one: dude i did a nolly mctwist on my skateboard. speaker two: HUAH!? speaker one: biff...

by KDIZZO March 12, 2005

snickerdoodle

a cute little fart; one that would come out of the ass of tara reid, or britney spears; a slight toot, followed by *tee hee*

pff *tee hee*, aww honey, that was such a cute little snickerdoodle

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

conquis

adj. extraordinarily big; monstrous

damn, i just layed a conquis turd!!!!

by KDIZZO March 11, 2005

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

give birth to a negro

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

Dodgers

1The forever inferior team to the S.F. Giants that will terribly lose in 2005, and Gagne will choke on a pretzel and die. Fuck the blue and white!! (yankees suck ass too);2 a faggot

1. Giants 20 Dodgers 0 (winning pitcher: schmitd with a perfect game)
2. Go float on rainbows, hug trees, and sodomize eachother you dodgers!!

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005