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coolbear 

a walking, talking LOVE machine. Driven to hump anything that moves! Most likely to be a pornstar.

Sometimes found having sexual relations with his pussy (cat).

NEVER says no.
is the pulling power of any force.

Loves his willy. Can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (Also known as a schlort).

Generally nice guy.
Coolbear : hey guys and girls!
Males and Females : oooooooo bear baby, you've tapped my cat.
coolbear by Matt Coolbear February 23, 2008
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coolbeans 

Old slang from the World War II era, still perfectly acceptable today. Similar to "cool!"
1> Check out this rad shirt I bought!
2> Coolbeans!
coolbeans by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

coolbeans 

A dish best served with awesomesauce and lightly simmered. When served together, the ultimate mix of breathtaking, amazing, and awesome. Delicious.

Served without, coolbeans is a synonym for cool.
Person 1: Dude, read this Urban Dictionary post!

Person 2: That was totally coolbeans.
coolbeans by ThisisNotYou October 25, 2010

coolbeans 

When something is uber cool!

<i>Kelly Clarkson says "coolbeans!" often.</i>
"Hey Kelly! I froze some ding dongs for you!"

"Wow, really? Coolbeans!"
coolbeans by KellyFreak April 29, 2005

coolsean101 

coolsean101 is the most infamous Minecraft hacker of the 21st century, with known accomplices like bennybob157 and ollidp.
Holy shit this guy is so good at cheating!!! Is that coolsean101?
coolsean101 by coolsean101 September 3, 2020

coolbeats 

another way to say true, or cool in a laid back tone
Joe: Yo I found a penny!"
Chuck: coolbeats
coolbeats by c hoff fo sho January 3, 2007