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cool as a carrot 

XQC's response when told to complete this phrase: "as cool as ____" while playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
me: I'm so good with the ladies, I'm as cool as a carrot
friend: don't you mean cucumber?

me: "how was I supposed to know that?"
cool as a carrot by Acorrn November 10, 2020

cool as the other side of the pillow 

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.
Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

cool as a cucumber 

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.
He was as cool as a cucumber.

cool as fuck 

someone whos just a cool mother fucker, and there's nothing bad to say about he or she
Person A: Remember that one dude little Mikey?

Person B: Yeah

Person A: Yeah that nigga was cool as fuck
cool as fuck by hasnutz June 24, 2010

Cool As Milk

Something thats pretty cool. This phrase is used a lot in Ireland and largely replaced the saying "Cool as a Cucumber".
-Hey Micheal, are you cool if I replace the condoms next week?
-Cool as milk Seamus
Cool As Milk by Buckfast Monk November 25, 2013

Cool as ice 

Italian American slang for being be Calm and Relaxed while doing something stressful
"He was Cool as Ice when he walked into the court room."

"He walked up cool as ice and wacked the guy."
Cool as ice by Evil-ghost-ninja October 26, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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