coof

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."
by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021
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coof

the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
by uzo9 May 10, 2008
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coof

To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!
by Cakes2 July 30, 2006
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coof

term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!
by pelastumous4 February 08, 2010
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To punch or hit someone dead-on very hard.
"Yo, I coofed him in the face."
by Uzo June 25, 2005
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An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit
Your are one coof
by Greystar142 October 31, 2011
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coof

A shortened term for “cunt-goof”. This person achieves the standards of a cunt and a goof simultaneously.
Sharon: Joey you’re a coof of a son!
Joey: Shut up Sharon you’re not my real mom!
by ooodeee March 05, 2018
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