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the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
by uzo9 May 10, 2008
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a coof is a word for a vagina with a ball sack under it. the coof may also have a single testical in rare cases
by kierans coof December 23, 2009
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To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!
by Cakes2 July 30, 2006
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To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.
I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing
by NegroMuncher March 03, 2019
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term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!
by pelastumous4 February 07, 2010
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noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.
Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
by T-Maass February 28, 2010
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Coolness; Swagg; Cool Attitude; Extra Laid back
You are too uptight, you need more coof.

You are too uptight, you need more swagg/coolness.
by Pete Martin May 23, 2008
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