cooftus

Another word to use instead of the more common but slightly less agreeable word for a lady area, i.e. C U Next Tuesday.....if you know what i mean

Simon is a really annoying cooftus

by Estelle Rossiter May 1, 2007

Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

coofus

coofus: pron. "koo-fuss"

A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".

Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)

Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.

"Dude, you're such a coofus!"

"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"

Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"

Person B - ".....what a coofus."

by skiffy99 March 4, 2011

Cootus

When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.

My rooster just went through cootus, I'm so proud.

by Bloogus October 12, 2019

Cooktusfuck

Cooked As Fuck

A term typically used to describe a level of high at such strength and ferocity that cannot be described in any other fashion.
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.

"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"

by PlsGuban March 16, 2015