cooftus
Another word to use instead of the more common but slightly less agreeable word for a lady area, i.e. C U Next Tuesday.....if you know what i mean
cooftus by Estelle Rossiter May 1, 2007
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Choftus
(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.
Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing
Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing
Choftus by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021
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coofus
coofus: pron. "koo-fuss"
A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".
Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)
Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".
Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)
Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
"Dude, you're such a coofus!"
"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"
Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"
Person B - ".....what a coofus."
"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"
Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"
Person B - ".....what a coofus."
Cootus
When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.
Cooktusfuck
Cooked As Fuck
A term typically used to describe a level of high at such strength and ferocity that cannot be described in any other fashion.
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.
"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.
"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"
Cooktusfuck by PlsGuban March 16, 2015
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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