Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.

1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.

by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020

Coof

Cute Big floof.

Awwww look at that Coof!! I want ittt!

by LittleDittle December 22, 2018

Coof

noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.

Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!

by T-Maass February 28, 2010

Coof

To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.

I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing

by NegroMuncher March 3, 2019

Coof

Coolness; Swagg; Cool Attitude; Extra Laid back

You are too uptight, you need more coof.

You are too uptight, you need more swagg/coolness.

by Pete Martin May 23, 2008

Coof

It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.

Can you get me a glass of water?

No.

Ur such a coof!

by Coof master December 2, 2009

Coof

The sound an anus or vagina makes when a guy pulls his dick out fast.

"I pulled out so fast last night that I made Lisa coof"

by Cooper The Coof Master November 15, 2015