coof

COVID-19, the coronavirus

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."

by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021

Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.

1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.

by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020

coof

the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons

the coofer made the pidgeon coof

by uzo9 May 10, 2008

coof

To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.

Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!

by Cakes2 July 30, 2006

Coof

Cute Big floof.

Awwww look at that Coof!! I want ittt!

by LittleDittle December 22, 2018

Coof

noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.

Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!

by T-Maass February 28, 2010

Coof

To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.

I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing

by NegroMuncher March 3, 2019