coof

COVID-19, the coronavirus

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."

by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021

coof

the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons

the coofer made the pidgeon coof

by uzo9 May 10, 2008

coof

To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.

Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!

by Cakes2 July 30, 2006

coof

term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.

person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!

by pelastumous4 February 7, 2010

coof

To punch or hit someone dead-on very hard.

"Yo, I coofed him in the face."

by Uzo June 12, 2005

coof

An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit

Your are one coof

by Greystar142 June 1, 2011

coof

A shortened term for “cunt-goof”. This person achieves the standards of a cunt and a goof simultaneously.

Sharon: Joey you’re a coof of a son!
Joey: Shut up Sharon you’re not my real mom!

by ooodeee March 5, 2018