coochnuts
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Breaking coconuts
Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.
Breaking coconuts by funk579 May 28, 2009
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No cuts, No buts, No coconuts
One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
No cuts, No buts, No coconuts by blanket456 December 18, 2012
Spelling Coconuts
While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.
Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"
Spelling Coconuts by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019
Soggy Coconuts
Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
Soggy Coconuts by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012
Picking coconuts in Barbados
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”
“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
Picking coconuts in Barbados by T-Jon March 4, 2022
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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