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Breaking coconuts
Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.
Breaking coconuts by funk579 May 28, 2009
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No cuts, No buts, No coconuts
One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
No cuts, No buts, No coconuts by blanket456 December 18, 2012
Spelling Coconuts
While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.
Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"
Spelling Coconuts by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019
Soggy Coconuts
Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
Soggy Coconuts by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012
Picking coconuts in Barbados
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”
“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
Picking coconuts in Barbados by T-Jon March 4, 2022
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