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couchbuster 

A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”.

Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
couchbuster by Sickomonster January 3, 2023

cockbuster 

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.
Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.
cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

blockbuster and cockbuster 

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"

Coochmastery 

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.
JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
Coochmastery by Kleezy March 13, 2010

coozebuster

either a situation, remark or other uninvited distraction so crude it make your girlfriend completely dry up during foreplay or sex
"That Rosie O'Donnell workout video was a major coozebuster last night - in fact, I almost got stuck inside of Molly and had to call the paramedics! Damn that fat slag!!!"

cockbuster3000 

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily
I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.
cockbuster3000 by Samo March 16, 2005