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hater consolations 

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.
sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

Condolations 

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.
Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

Condolations 

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
Condolations by Steve Day December 30, 2008

Convosation 

A conversation where the speaker or speakers do not share any important information or information of note.
Person 1: We just spoke about nothing really.
Person 2: So you had a Convosation.
Convosation by DX9 May 31, 2021

Convocation 

At college, the year began with convocation. Man, those were beautiful birds.
Convocation by Eagle Enthusiast November 3, 2008

convictions 

She was always putting people's convictions to the test, but was the kind of person that would still say that they were the ones testing her. She had no sense of what was to be held sacred, since she held nothing sacred, that was probably why (that way you didn't have to ask about a nonexistant reason).