convixen

What Brer Fox's wife would likely get in court if she was also involved in Hubby's carnivorous shenanigans against Brer Rabbit or any of his fellow small/weak-herbivore buddies.

From what we hear of her in da Uncle Remus tales, it appears dat Mrs. Fox is mostly a stay-at-home spouse who merely performs housework and tends da yard, so it would probably be difficult to get a convixen against her for aiding and abetting any of Brer Fox's savagery or skullduggery that occurred while he was "out and about" --- i.e., away from his house.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Convidence

Confidence except in video form...

AJ i have full convidence in you, you will understand that video

by IHaveConvidence December 14, 2010

Convience Store

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."

Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?

by lostallfaith October 26, 2018

convienceship

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.

Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.

by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015

convienent crack store

A convienent store in the ghetto with a convienent drug dealer in the parking lot

lets go get some crack at the convienent crack store

by carmelococaine February 22, 2012

Convienantly Cradle

When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.

Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.

by tres ratards February 12, 2010

convience

A retarded way to spell 'convenience' made up by a fatneek also known as KSI.

Person 1: "Isn't convenience spelled 'convience'?"
Person 2: "How dumb are you, little monkey brain?"

by Berrrrry123 April 25, 2021