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Concrastinate 

To put something before all else.

{Opposite of 'procrastinate' ('con' opposite of 'pro')}
I concrastinated today by doing dishes right when I woke up.
Concrastinate by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010

Concrastinator 

the opposite of procrastinator.
A concrastinator is one who does his work way ahead of time
If a concrastinator works early and a procrastinator works late, who works in the middle

Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.
On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

concrastinating 

The opposite of procrastinating. Doing things that you need to get done as early as possible in order to free up time for future shenanigans, tom foolery, and lollygagging.
Paul was concrastinating his essay due on friday because he knew there was a ripper at ski house thursday night, and he wanted to rage!
concrastinating by john557 April 15, 2009

Contrapting 

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor
We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.
Contrapting by Damon K. May 23, 2022

contesting 

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
contesting by mauncc August 16, 2018