contillation

the strongest bond between friends and soulmates. the person you love more than anything.

my mind thoughts are stars that I cannot fathom into contillations

by Gothballs September 29, 2018

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

Constiplation

con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.

Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.

poopworryholicconstipatecontemplateupsettivity

by LevArtation February 18, 2011

Continuation Dancer

Someone who keeps dancing even though the music has stopped.

Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?

Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

continuation poo

when, in the middle of pooping, you think you are done but end up having to go again 10 minutes later.

people asked if i was sick or something when i went to the bathroom 3 times in a row, but it was really just a continuation poo

by hauntedfox March 3, 2009

controllation

When you have to take control of a situation that has gotten out of hand and let the folks who let it get out of control know how dumb they are.

"Yo, dumbass, get outta my way so I can get the sitch under controllation..."

"Don't make me take your sorry ass under controllation..."

by enter sandman November 17, 2009

Echinoderm Constellation Theory

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.

That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.

by JewlEN December 27, 2007