constial 

Blessing or "Amen" in the religion of Constia.

Thank you Zera for protecting me, Constial.

constial by RainSxth April 8, 2022

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

constiplation by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

constiplating 

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007

Constiplation

con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.

Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.

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Constiplation by LevArtation February 18, 2011

constiplating 

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

constiplating by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

constaloling 

When something happens to be so funny or ongoing-ly funny that you begin laughing constantly

"dude jims so drunk he went in for the hook up and got neg'd, i'v been constaloling since"

constaloling by jacko_why October 1, 2008

constalution 

(noun) (1)a revolution that never ends; (2) a state of constant change, flux, or evolution.

Since the break up of the Soviet Union, the Ukraine has been in a state of constalution.

constalution by tlanni2 April 11, 2014