Constiplaining 

Complaining about being constipated

My girlfriend can't poop, she's always constiplaining about it.

Constiplaining by JustJam21 August 9, 2015

constiplating 

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007

constiplating 

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

constiplating by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

Consplaining

Consplaining (Con SPLAn ing) -Adjective

When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.

|Example 1|Gina: Martha was consplaining to the new hire how to use Microsoft excel...
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!

|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.

Consplaining by Cookiio September 2, 2019

Conspisplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator “explains” that the target’s ideas are “conspiracy theories” and that the target is a “conspiracy theorist.” The term is used as a thought‑stopping label, implying that any investigation into power, secrecy, or unofficial narratives is inherently irrational. Conspisplaining ignores that many “conspiracy theories” later turned out to be true (e.g., MK‑ULTRA, Tuskegee). It functions to delegitimize inquiry by associating it with stigma, without engaging the evidence.

Example: “When she questioned official narratives about a chemical spill, he replied with a thread ‘explaining’ that she was a conspiracy theorist. Conspisplaining: using a label to shut down legitimate questions.”

Conspisplaining by Abzugal April 1, 2026

Consplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator explains to the target that they are a “con artist,” “charlatan,” or “grifter” who is “only in it for the money.” The consplainer often focuses on financial aspects—book sales, speaking fees, donations—to imply that any compensation invalidates the target’s work. The tactic frames the target’s motives as inherently corrupt, bypassing the need to address their actual arguments. Consplaining is common in attacks on activists, alternative practitioners, and anyone whose work challenges established industries.

Example: “He ignored her decade of free community work and instead posted a screenshot of her Patreon, explaining that she was a ‘grifter exploiting vulnerable people.’ Consplaining: reducing a life’s work to a bank account.”

Consplaining by Abzugal April 1, 2026