Constellation

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When a black man has anal sex with a woman, and afterwards gets down on his knees and she spray farts the cum out onto his face making it look like a constellation of stars.

Aaron: Damn dude, that Becky chick was a freak. Tried to give me a constellation after I tore that ass up last night.
Dave: Did you let her?
Aaron: Course I did. Bitch was the Pelè of anal. Gotta keep that shit coming back. Gnomesayin'?

Constellation by extenz October 13, 2017

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constellation

A constellation is a form of stars in the sky.

Mostly aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius and pisces. Others like orion osiris, the big dipper and more. They were created by ancient greeks and forwarded on to ancient egypt and i believe rome too.

Hey wanna go stargazing for constellations tonight? I know a great place to gaze Into the night sky.

constellation by star-gazer ✨🌌 February 3, 2021

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Constellation Discord Server

the number one breeding ground for stupidity
i'm not even joking i'm on there lmfao

"Hey you want to join the constellation discord server"
"FUCK NAH MAN I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE AND BECOME STUPID HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE THERE"

Constellation Discord Server by rjgprjh4tkrjhpordj[ortj March 27, 2022

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Echinoderm Constellation Theory

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.

That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.

Echinoderm Constellation Theory by JewlEN December 27, 2007

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menstruation constellation

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.

Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

menstruation constellation by caffinitive July 4, 2014

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few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

few planets short off a constellation by okami31 September 30, 2008

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Parma Constellation

A shitty fucking school with a bunch of fake ass hoes that will play you in anyway and shitty ass teachers who don't know how to teach

Have you ever been to Parma Constellation?

No.

Good.

Parma Constellation by AnonymousCleveland January 25, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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