Constellation

When a black man has anal sex with a woman, and afterwards gets down on his knees and she spray farts the cum out onto his face making it look like a constellation of stars.

Aaron: Damn dude, that Becky chick was a freak. Tried to give me a constellation after I tore that ass up last night.
Dave: Did you let her?
Aaron: Course I did. Bitch was the Pelè of anal. Gotta keep that shit coming back. Gnomesayin'?

Constellation by extenz October 13, 2017

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constellation

A constellation is a form of stars in the sky.

Mostly aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius and pisces. Others like orion osiris, the big dipper and more. They were created by ancient greeks and forwarded on to ancient egypt and i believe rome too.

Hey wanna go stargazing for constellations tonight? I know a great place to gaze Into the night sky.

constellation by star-gazer ✨🌌 February 3, 2021

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Constellation Discord Server

the number one breeding ground for stupidity
i'm not even joking i'm on there lmfao

"Hey you want to join the constellation discord server"
"FUCK NAH MAN I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE AND BECOME STUPID HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE THERE"

Constellation Discord Server by rjgprjh4tkrjhpordj[ortj March 27, 2022

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Echinoderm Constellation Theory

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.

That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.

Echinoderm Constellation Theory by JewlEN December 27, 2007