constapoo

The pebble like turdlets you force out with great effort when you are severely constipated.

"Dude I couldn't shit for like a week, and when I finally forced some shit out, all I could do was constapoo."

constapoo by Libdem June 1, 2016

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copstapo

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.

The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.

copstapo by jpg3 September 22, 2013

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a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.

Damn you're so constapetic.

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N. Feces or turd that is very difficult to expel from oneself. The by-product of constipation.

1. dude, that constipoo took forever to drop.

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Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

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A greeting used by an intoxicated individual upon encountering a police constable.

Policeman: 'Had anything to drink today, sir?'
Drunk Person: 'Aw chur chur, goodafterble constanoon!'

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After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.

Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.

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