copstapo 

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.

The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.

copstapo by jpg3 September 22, 2013

covstapo 

People that aggressively and with some misplaced sense of authority report others for not upholding the social distancing during COVID-19 outbreak.

I was shouted at by a real covstapo at the grocery store today for being at the same aisle as they were.

covstapo by JaSimon April 16, 2020

constapoo

The pebble like turdlets you force out with great effort when you are severely constipated.

"Dude I couldn't shit for like a week, and when I finally forced some shit out, all I could do was constapoo."

constapoo by Libdem June 1, 2016

constapooted 

A fart that won't come out

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

constapooted by RnM4life May 14, 2016