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Fear of being constapated

While I am on the toilet I am constaphobic

constaphobic by Dhfgfgftgffdg October 17, 2015

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constaphobic

to get scared quickly

i got locked in a box i got constaphobic because i thought i was going to die

constaphobic by shidat March 1, 2017

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constaphobic • Constaphobia • Costaphobic • costophobic

costophobic

The fear of paying full price for any serivce or goods.

He went to Goodwill to buy his cardigan because he is costophobic.

costophobic by secret2013 December 17, 2013

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Constaphobia

The fear of taking shits inside small areas.

man I gotta go home! last time i took a shit in a stall I got a serious case of constaphobia!
So what you're saying you're constaphobic?

Constaphobia by coneboneconnor August 17, 2011

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Costaphobic

having an extreme or irrational fear of spending money.

Me being costaphobic is preventing me from rewarding myself this week even though it is payday this Friday.

Costaphobic by Zzzzz-zzzzzzzz October 8, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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