constapreg 

The far more unattractive of the Spencer sisters, having a constant pooch of the stomach.

Constapreg is far less hott than her sister, but she'll do.

constapreg by spencerslayer December 27, 2008

constapetic 

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.

Damn you're so constapetic.

constapetic by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020

Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

Constapeeted by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011

constipregnant 

When a woman is both constipated and pregnant at the same time

Man your wife is constipregnant

constipregnant by thescarletspider1001001 December 1, 2017

Constapenio  

A man which is a small skinny man but have a oversized penis for his body. This makes him bottom heavy causing him to walk funny, and could cause several problems for the male whilst having sexual intercourse. hence the word CONSTAPENIO

Constapenio - Jack was having sex with Polly and his body collapsed as his penis was too powerful for his body to take this is becuase of his (Constapenio).

Constapenio by Harrunchan January 10, 2008

constarea 

poo that while being soupy in thickness takes a larger than normal amount of effort to expel from the body

wow man i dont know what i ate last night but i had some wicked constarea this morning.

constarea by cahrin September 16, 2007

consta preg 

a girl who has a stomach pooch so she looks constantly pregnant

fuck! look at annie spencers pooch! shes such a consta preg!

consta preg by gahsjjk September 11, 2007