conspirasea 

Ocean-based hanky-panky carried out by more than one cooperating mariners.

Da infamous sword-waving sailors who sold corn for da "highway robbery" price of a "buck an ear" --- okay, I'm kidding, but you get da idea --- were "working together on da salty billows" --- i.e., in "conspirasea" --- to rob other ships, and so da correctly-spelled word "consPIRACY" really fits da bill, as well.

conspirasea by QuacksO August 7, 2025

Conspiratard 

A paranoid shut in that believes in almost all of the conspiracy theories on the internet. Usually Alex Jones junkies even though they claim they are not. Cannot be spotted in the wild, instead seen roaming message boards and blogs attempting to spread their disease of paranoia. Should be treated with massive anxiolytics as that would end their belief in crazy stuff but that would require them to trust doctors which of course they don't (they are Illuminati mind control shills).

Sane dude: Wow that earthquake in Japan was devastating

Conspiratard: Yeah makes you wonder who was behind it (hmm HAARP, wink wink)

Sane dude #2: WTF are you talking about? It was an earthquake idiot.

Conspiratard: Yeah and the twin towers were brought down by a couple of guys with box cutters. You sheep! Do your own research!! Don't drink fluorinated water either!! Ahhh!!!

Conspiratard by signate July 23, 2011

conspirasheep 

People who are conspirasheep believe almost every conspiracy they hear and believe the most delusional . They call people who don't believe their delusional theories 'sheep', even though they themselves are conspirasheep because they have gotten so solidified in their own conspiracy beliefs. When people ask questions they cannot answer they simply say "look into it", "do your own research", "this is all just speculation though" any evidence actually provided by a conspirasheep is not believable or from reputable sources.

"Ronnie is such a conspirasheep, he was telling me about alien breakaway civilizations and ascension into the 5th dimension."

conspirasheep by masoniswoke March 5, 2019

Conspiratard 

A person who gets wrapped up in, or obsessed with, conspiracy theories that have no foundation, are not plausible, or otherwise possible in this dimension or any other. "Conspiratard" is a portmanteau of "Conspiracy retard."

"Take off your tin foil hat and put away your theories on Reptilians you conspiratard!"

Conspiratard by SadieSay June 26, 2014

Conspiratard 

Somebody dumb enough to think that the moon landing footage was faked and they spent millions of dollars building a massive rocket and sending it into the atmosphere just to keep up appearances.

Conspiratard: They tried to fool us by spending millions of dollars building a massive rocket and shooting it into space, but there were no astronauts actually inside it, they filmed a fake moon landing in the desert. A real truther knows that elaborately expensive and unnecessary cover-ups is just what governments do.

Conspiratard by pepelepeu August 14, 2016

Conspiratrap 

A conspiracy and a trap, but put together!

it is such a conspiratrap when it snows in the spring time, its not only a conspiracy, but also a trap.

Conspiratrap by Eären/Brinna April 5, 2008

Conspirasist 

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.

Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.

Conspirasist by WraithingtonForever December 2, 2013