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Conspiranet Theory 

A type of Conspiracy Theory that states that popular websites (for example: Google, Facebook, Twitter, Chatroulette...) have the ability to steal your personal information, hack into your computer, find where you live, etc. This is often proposed by elderly people, paranoid parents, or friends who are not socially active on the internet. These rarely catch on and the vary from person to person.
Ethan refuses to get a Facebook because he believes in the Conspiranet Theory that Facebook can advertise and sell your personal information.

I haven't touched my computer ever since I heard the Conspiranet Theory that Google knows all about me based on my internet searches.

Bobby's mom won't let him go on websites that require user names to use because she learned of a Conspiranet Theory during her book club meeting.

Conspiracumentary

A documentary based on a a known conspiracy theory that is created to convince its viewers that its content is fully true when a large amount of the content may be fabricated or misleading to promote the theory as factual.
Did you watch the latest conspiracumentary insert title here? I almost believed what I saw until I realized that most of its content was faked like we see on on social media..
Conspiracumentary by Uncle Buck Jr. September 27, 2024
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026