Conspirasist

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.

Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.

by WraithingtonForever December 2, 2013

conspiracist

Someone who always has conspiracy theories with each and every situation.

Even though he has done his own research and has concluded that the official account of events is either lacking or inaccurate, he is still a conspiracist because he does not believe what the main stream media proclaims to be the truth.

by Mal178 January 29, 2017

Cork Board Conspiracist

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory

Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?

by Cantalopian May 21, 2016

Conspiracise

Verb:
The act of coming up with a conspiracy theory.

I could sit and conspiracise for hours about any current event.

by C_Jackson April 18, 2019

Conspiracitizing

To act of conspiracitizing is to combine a hypothetical plot against someone or something with the act of over intensifying an absolute worst case scenario (aka catastrophizing) .

I kept running all the "what ifs" in my head over and over and over again until I finally had enough conspiracitizing for the night.

by Anxious McQueen August 19, 2022

conspiriatistically

the act of something being a conspiracy

Conspiriatistically, the CIA blew up part of the pentagon.

by gomr February 1, 2009

conspiratist

noun.
1) A person who studies conspiracies with a scientific, methodical approach—seeking hidden truths through careful research and logical analysis.

2) (Often used ironically) A scientist or investigator whose rigorous discoveries end up earning them the label “conspiracy theorist” from the masses.

"Even the most credentialed researcher can be branded a conspiratist when their data suggests realities that challenge the official narrative."

by epicbit February 21, 2025