consciencey 

How you feel regarding a proposed/planned/present/past action which doesn't entirely sit well with your built-in sense of right and wrong.

Even though an amicably-agreed-upon procedure would have both made my role in da endeavor a bit easier and allowed me a small monetary profit, I still felt consciencey about it because in my mind it seemed slightly unfair and advantage-taking of da other folks involved in said agreement, and so eventually I scurried back and re-negotiated da plan's details with these people, and we hashed out an improved course of action which more-evenly distributed da associated hardships and rewards.

consciencey by QuacksO February 2, 2024

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

Drunken Conscience by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010

Hygiene Conscience 

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

Hygiene Conscience by Ramfar June 1, 2011

two legged conscience 

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

two legged conscience by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.

This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?

Canine-conscience by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) 

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.

Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) by FenCor December 26, 2011

Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.

Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

Conscience Dreaming by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011