conlife 

The lifestyle of being in the convention industry and the things that go on behind the scenes and the daily life of the convention worker.

Another weekend,another convention hey that's con life.

Omg I am so sick of being on the road and at conventions every weekend,ughhh conlife.

conlife by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

coliferent

A word used to make people look smarter. Really. Try using it in a class discussion and see how many people pretend to understand. Also, 'coliferent' can be used as ANY part of speech, and mean anything you need it to.

What coliferent weather we're having.
I coliferented your mom!
Thanks for that coliferent last night, babe.

coliferent by Lauren, Olivia, Shelley, and L-Cho December 19, 2006

Conliberaltarianist 

As a conliberaltarianist, we believe in values that help mother nature, but promote the well-being of humans through the core-values of liberty and always understanding you can't always get what you want. As people, we don't extremely protest what others are doing, but solely respect them for who they are and uphold good principles in trying to understand the problems they are facing. Coming back to the soul-source that we are people on this earth too with different values, but need to understand that we have to live on this earth together. Our movement is justified through our actions of caring for others and the earth we live on through recycling, along with going to cooperatively owned businesses. We are a small group of people, but believe this is the important way to live.

I am a conliberaltarianist.

Conliberaltarianist by beefburger June 30, 2019

coniferophilia 

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.

- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."

coniferophilia by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Condifent 

(adj) Arrogant, yet stupid.

Noun version - condifence

Michele Bachmann displays a high level of condifence.

Law school gunners are typically very condifent individuals.

Condifent by icemonk April 19, 2011

Coniferus Nipplepuffin 

A medical condition where the nipples puff out due to enlarged breast buds.

OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.

Coniferus Nipplepuffin by iexist89 February 26, 2010

ConeLife 

A brotherhood ; where you live with simple rules. Rule 1: drive a truck. Rule 2: get money...all the damn time. Rule 3: you live the conelife every day. Rule 4: don't ask questions about the conelife. Rule 5: say "yee yee" and shoot guns. Rule 6: get bitches. Rule 7: jeff richards is a pussy. :)

You ain't livin conelife, you ain't livin my life...

ConeLife by jeffy rich is gay April 6, 2014