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A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.
John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)
Cookied by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011
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Being cookied may mean that you are temporarily stored with a username/password, etc
cookied by larstait October 29, 2003
adj.
stoned as a result of ingesting cookies containing copious amounts of THC


Dude I had one of your choc' chips this morning, and I was cookied all day!
cookied by colorswirls October 30, 2008
when you are trying your hardest to land a girl and she roasts your ass and puts you in the friend zone
Greg tried to hook up with Samantha, only to find himself getting cookied
cookied by sitonmiface3 October 12, 2015

cookied out 

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.
I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.
cookied out by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005

Cookied up and cached out 

When your internet browser is acting funky and cannot access certain websites.
User: "I can't log into this website."
IT tech: "Yep, looks like your computer is all cookied up and cached out. No problem, I'll clear it up and you'll be logged in in no time."

Getting Cookied 

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
Getting Cookied by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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