Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

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by Mystic Orange Peel November 18, 2015

Conkie

A booger or a snot.

Hey mate - you have a conkie up your nose.

by Blique October 16, 2017

Conkie

aka Conkey/Conky.
when a Cow and a monkey mate, and have a baby.
The results end in a Conkey/Conkie; half cow, half monkey.

Also a sex position: your doing a girl from behind while shes eating grass, you beat on your chest like a monkey

Look at that Conkie over there!
Im going to Conkie that hoe.

by RSaxaphone June 05, 2008

Conky

When something is wierdly funny.

something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!

by vilhelm II April 15, 2021

conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion

Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good

by Figg October 05, 2007

Conky

A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.

Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.

Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”

by Keazy3 August 13, 2017

conkis

12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:

conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done

(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."

by Moderated Conkis August 31, 2010