Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous

Conkie by Mystic Orange Peel January 23, 2016

Conkie

A booger or a snot.

Hey mate - you have a conkie up your nose.

Conkie by Blique October 15, 2017

Conkie

aka Conkey/Conky.
when a Cow and a monkey mate, and have a baby.
The results end in a Conkey/Conkie; half cow, half monkey.

Also a sex position: your doing a girl from behind while shes eating grass, you beat on your chest like a monkey

Look at that Conkie over there!
Im going to Conkie that hoe.

Conkie by RSaxaphone June 5, 2008

conkie

A tight ass word that means awesome, sweet, cool, extreme, tubular, radical, gnarly, pimp, tight, swell, super, and most of all EPIC. The most uber cool word you can ever use to describing someone or something

Example 1:
It's so conkie to go munting

Example 2:
Peter:"We gotta conkie up in dis bitch."
Luke:"Fasho"

conkie by HeyZuesChristo December 9, 2008

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"

My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

Cookie Dance

The dance Jesse does every time he eats a cookie on Prank vs Prank

MMM This is good
Im going to cookie dance
im out

wawa run saaan

Cookie Dance by mtbdude January 13, 2013