Cookied

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.

John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)

by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011

cookied

Being cookied may mean that you are temporarily stored with a username/password, etc

by larstait October 29, 2003

cookied

adj.
stoned as a result of ingesting cookies containing copious amounts of THC

Dude I had one of your choc' chips this morning, and I was cookied all day!

by colorswirls October 30, 2008

cookied

when you are trying your hardest to land a girl and she roasts your ass and puts you in the friend zone

Greg tried to hook up with Samantha, only to find himself getting cookied

by sitonmiface3 October 12, 2015

cookied out

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.

I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.

by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005

Cookied up and cached out

When your internet browser is acting funky and cannot access certain websites.

User: "I can't log into this website."
IT tech: "Yep, looks like your computer is all cookied up and cached out. No problem, I'll clear it up and you'll be logged in in no time."

by Jerrod B January 2, 2009

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019