Cookied

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A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.

John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)

Cookied by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011

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cookied

Being cookied may mean that you are temporarily stored with a username/password, etc

cookied by larstait October 29, 2003

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cookied

adj.
stoned as a result of ingesting cookies containing copious amounts of THC

Dude I had one of your choc' chips this morning, and I was cookied all day!

cookied by colorswirls October 30, 2008

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cookied

when you are trying your hardest to land a girl and she roasts your ass and puts you in the friend zone

Greg tried to hook up with Samantha, only to find himself getting cookied

cookied by sitonmiface3 October 12, 2015

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cookied out

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.

I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.

cookied out by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005

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Cookied up and cached out

When your internet browser is acting funky and cannot access certain websites.

User: "I can't log into this website."
IT tech: "Yep, looks like your computer is all cookied up and cached out. No problem, I'll clear it up and you'll be logged in in no time."

Cookied up and cached out by Jerrod B January 2, 2009

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Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

Getting Cookied by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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