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When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.
"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."
Conked by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010
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After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.
conked by DavidA January 30, 2006
To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion
Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good
conkied by Figg October 20, 2007

conked out 

to suddenly, and without warning, transition from a fully-functional state into a completely non-functional state.
"...and the next thing I knew, he had just conked out, right there in the middle of the room."
conked out by acron^ October 30, 2009

Conceeded 

The way retards attempt to spell "conceited"
Orlando: You're so conceeded.
Natalie: Conceited.
Orlando: CONCEEDED
Natalie: It's spelled "Conceited" retard.
Conceeded by Monsterrawr June 7, 2010

conked out 

1) To suddenly be in a state of fully functioning to non-functioning.
1)We drank until we puked and then we all conked out.
3)I heard a pop come from the blender right before it conked out.
conked out by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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