Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

conked

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

by DavidA January 30, 2006

Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking

She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

Conked

"Conked" meaning the most scuffed thing you have seen.

basketball player: "Bro the 3 pointer was so conked"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"

by Karen_killer_420 April 26, 2021

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

conked out

to suddenly, and without warning, transition from a fully-functional state into a completely non-functional state.

"...and the next thing I knew, he had just conked out, right there in the middle of the room."

by acron^ October 30, 2009

conked out

1) To suddenly be in a state of fully functioning to non-functioning.

1)We drank until we puked and then we all conked out.
3)I heard a pop come from the blender right before it conked out.

by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004