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conjubling

this is a word that means something is really boring and confusing at the same time
this maths bullshit is so conjubling.. i can’t even !
conjubling by unknown_hoe_lolz December 16, 2019
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the conjuring 

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids
I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring
the conjuring by slydog24 October 16, 2013

The Conjuring 

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were
I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...
The Conjuring by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018
conjusing is a way of saying something is confusing in such a way your brain turns to juice.
ohhh this is conjusing
conjusing by Cloudy Sun March 14, 2011
A ritual performed during hunting as a way of becoming worthy of harvesting a big game animal.
That Big Boo, through conjuring, got the biggest buck of anybody in this room!
Conjuring by The Big Boo November 27, 2018
a performance consisting of seemingly magical tricks.
When I went to Berlin, I saw many conjuring tricks at a circus. They were amazing !
conjuring by Albertina January 2, 2015

conjuring a patronus 

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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