conjie 

Individual who owes their life to a conjugal visit.

That conjie is an airtight case for sterilizing confirmed thugs.

conjie by jm333 September 24, 2018

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

on connie 

the gay truth

person 1: that’s so gay that
person 2: on connie bro

on connie by ightbetbro- October 21, 2020

conjedo 

Pronounced "con-yay-doe"; a mimicry of spanish. Similar in use to "dirka dirka", which is used to mimic mideast tongues.

Paul yells out "conjedo! conjedo! conjedo!" every time we pass a group of wetbacks hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot.

conjedo by Murray Rothbard March 8, 2006

Libbies and Connies 

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

Libbies and Connies by Drewnine March 15, 2009

Condie 

1. A name given to a person of the opposite sex that you find attractive.
2. A mythical creature said to be so attractive, anyone who looks at it will melt.

Weoo, I've spotted me a condie.

OMGosh, look at that condie over there. I just melted in my pants.

Condie by iknowyouloveit November 24, 2010

Connie Dukes 

Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.

Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"

Connie Dukes by shart44077 December 12, 2012